Watermelon Mao

It seems like the Chi-Coms have a serious problem with their watermelon population.  Lately, our little Red friends have experienced a plethora of inexplicable watermelon explosions.  Once thought to be the exclusive domain of comedian Gallagher and his Sledge-O-Matic, exploding fruits have now taken center stage in the hallowed halls… Continue reading

One More Nail in Our Coffin

If there is anyone left without any doubt that the Obama administration is hell-bent on destroying the economy of the United States, they are either: a.     Naïve b.     Stupid c.     Lying d.     A Democrat e.     All of the above FOX NEWS AND HUFFINGTON POST REPORTS:  Shell Oil just announced that… Continue reading

U.S.P.D.

Although, like most Americans, I don’t want to see innocent people slaughtered, I also like a story where the good guys win and evil is vanquished.  I guess that’s why I’m a big fan of John Wayne.  So, like many of you, I’m torn over the introduction of American military… Continue reading

It’s Good to be the King!

In between golf, picking the NCAA basketball teams and vacationing in Brazil, President Barack Hussein Obama, over the weekend, found a little time to send American warplanes to Libya to attack Muammar Quaddafi’s forces that have all but destroyed the revolt against this Libyan tyrants rule.  I have to admit… Continue reading

Apocalypse Now?

Since the disastrous tsunami and earthquake his Japan, we’ve been subjected to non-stop, 24/7 coverage of the nuclear power plant that is about to rain down nuclear contaminants worldwide.  Our so-called mainstream media has been inundating us with apocalyptic scenarios that contemplate a nuclear meltdown.  Even FOX News’ Shepard Smith,… Continue reading

Payback’s a %?$*&!

Recently a clever bunch of Eastern European crooks (probably Russian-mob connected) has figured out a way to hack into the accounts of Europe’s carbon registries and steal millions of Euros that were earmarked to save Planet Earth; or at least stave off the diminishing number of Mercedes and BMWs affecting… Continue reading