Mr. President: First, let me say congratulations on becoming the 44th President of The United States and also the first African-American elected to the most powerful office in the world. You have proved, finally, that America is not a racist nation. Maybe now we can put that to rest as… Continue reading
I heard a news report this morning that Minnesota has mandated that all school systems must use bio-fuels in their school buses in an effort to curb CO2 emissions that are causing global warming. You’ve heard of Minnesota right? This is the state that has almost; maybe; we’re not really… Continue reading
“We urge the United States government to reject the global warming agreement that was written in Kyoto, Japan in December, 1997, and any other similar proposals. The proposed limits on greenhouse gases would harm the environment, hinder the advance of science and technology, and damage the health and welfare of… Continue reading
Hold on to your hats kids, the Messiah has arrived. Yup, he’s come down from Heaven to save us from ourselves. To re-make us in his own image. Whether we like it or not. Barack H. Obama (see the similarity between his name and Jesus H. Christ; pretty suspicious, don’t… Continue reading
Now that the US Congress, in its infinite wisdom and cowering cowardice, has apologized for slavery, the ugly head of reparations is appearing on the horizon again. Many hyphenated-Americans of color, being spurred on by the likes of Revs Sharpton and Jackson smell more free money. As the descendent of… Continue reading
I had an epiphany today. Oh, I know what you’re thinking: “What the heck’s an epiphany?” WELL, LOOK IT UP! Anyway, I was on I-4 passing through (very slowly of course) our fair city when I glanced at a billboard that said, “HUMAN RIGHTS, NOT GAY RIGHTS.” “What is this?”… Continue reading
